He thought she would beg him back … Instead she’s better than ever.
He thought she was sane … the reality, not so much.
She thought he would jump at the chance for some hanky panky … but he was already doing it with his new girlfriend.
He thought he’d get an easy invite … she took him out of her phone and doesn’t even know who it is.
In reality an ex just really doesn’t care.
Her interpretation of just friends involves way too much romance and her expectations are shot by reality.